Shpadoinkle!
- What's your name again?
- I am Sancho.
- Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think you'd be good at porno?
- I am Sancho.
- That's great, but what do you do?
- What do I do? I am Sancho.
- And?
- And there are many Jeffs in the world and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
- And?
- Are you Sancho? No, you are not Sancho. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford, he's not Sancho. But I...
- You are Sancho!
- That's right.
- Okay, you're hired.
- Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!
- I'm not Orgazmo!
- I am Sancho.
- I am Sancho.
- Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think you'd be good at porno?
- I am Sancho.
- That's great, but what do you do?
- What do I do? I am Sancho.
- And?
- And there are many Jeffs in the world and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
- And?
- Are you Sancho? No, you are not Sancho. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford, he's not Sancho. But I...
- You are Sancho!
- That's right.
- Okay, you're hired.
- Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!
- I'm not Orgazmo!
- I am Sancho.